|Challenge #3: Physical Weirdness
||[Aug. 20th, 2006|06:26 pm]
The alien aspects of the Doctor
Okay, it's been a long time, so this week I give you a challenge with a couple of sub-challenges!|
Challenge #3: Physical Weirdness
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The Doctor is anatomically different from humans in an unexpected way.
This doesn't include stuff that solely mentions the physical differences remarked on in canon (two hearts, respiratory bypass, body temperature) but can include the unexpected results of these physical differences: like if the respiratory bypass enabled him to exhale through his feet, f'rinstance, that would be unexpected.
Bed is a great place to discover something unusual about someone. Hint hint. The sex is MUCH encouraged on this challenge. Break the assumption that he's just got the standard-issue throbbing manhood. Does he delight his potential sex partners or freak them out? Perhaps both?
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Sub-Challenge 1: The much-dreaded mpreg story.
A friend of mine who does fan fiction and fandom essays recently asked for an overview of what's been done in this arena, and recommendations of stories that actually work. I searched all archives, expecting to find at least a few stories with pregnant!Doctor from one era or another, and to my surprise turned up...
... exactly nothing.
Someone's gotta write this. It's not only bad-wrongness, it's also frighteningly easy to fit into Who canon. How do we know he doesn't have the right set of parts tucked away? Possibly through a dimensional gate? How DID Susan come about anyway?
There are things fan was not meant to know. And I think we should go out there and know them. Write this, guys. At least an absurdist, ironic drabble. Speculative minds should get to it before the TWOO WUV! crowd makes with the badness.
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Sub-Challenge 2: Responses.
In which the Doctor responds differently than a human would to some set of physical stimuli.
Also easy to involve sex in this one, but doesn't have to be sex. You could also have him getting hallucinations when someone combs his hair, or whatever.